Software Development, Demented Judges and Prosecutors, Canadian Tyranny, and Whatever Else I Feel Like Exposing
This photo has nothing to do with anything! It's only here because my advisors insist people like pictures (even irrelevant pictures) intermingled with the actual, pertinent information. So here's a picture of me taking a picture of me taking a picutre of me...
My name is Patrick Fox. I am a Software Engineer from Los Angeles. And I spent seven years in Canadian jail, for creating a website that exposes corruption, misconduct, incompetence, and human rights violations in the Canadian justice systems. Oh, and I think there might have been a little something about my ex-wife (desireecapuano.com).
Who the Hell is Patrick Fox?
I'm no one you should give a shit about.
I'm just some smartass, jackoff who got fed up with his ex-wife lying about him in the family court, in the news media, and on the internet, so I created a website to prove everything she was spreading about me was false and to prove that she's just a horrible, lying, manipulating, sociopath who will say anything and shed fake tears on-demand to get what she wants from you.
I'm also just some little pissant nobody who stood up to the tyrannical BC and Canadian governments, and who published all the material from all their prosecutions against me, to show the world how corrupt and full of shit the Canadian governments and justice systems are.
Other than all that silly shit, I'm just another Senior Software Engineer who specializes in high performance, highly scalable, server development in C++ on UNIX, Linux and, if necessary, even that crappy Windows nonsense that so many people use. I envision a utopian universe where all intentions are stated in UML, executed with vtables and overloaded operators, then completed with virtual destructors. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, don't worry about it. It's just a little programmer humor.
What's the Purpose of This Website, Anyway?
This website is about a number of things. It's about standing up to government tyranny. It's about exposing corruption in the justice system. It's about exposing lying, manipulating, sociopaths so they can't keep getting away with being lying, manipulating, sociopaths at the expense of decent, honest people. It's about exposing how full of crap the Canadian governments and news media are.
It's also about software development and C++ and UNIX (namely Solaris) and technology. It's about determining and proving the truth and reality of matters - just because "everybody believes such-and-such" doesn't make it true.
This site is about pretty much anything I feel like making it about, but mostly, I guess it's about exposing asshole judges and prosecutors, standing up to tyranny, and demonstrating the effective use of null pointers and infinit loops as home defense weapons when you don't have immediate access to your 92FS.
But Isn't This Guy Just Another Crazy, Delusional Nutcase?
Patrick Fox, appearing dapper in a Social Distortion T-shirt, looking off to his left. What's he looking at? Who the fuck cares! This picture has nothing at all to do with those ugly, ugly words to the left.
Possible, I suppose.
If I told me my story I'd probably assume I'm crazy too. And, unfortunately, it's been my experience that every single person I've encountered over the past ten years, who has claimed corruption in the justice system, or the government, has actually been batshit crazy.
But according to Dr. Mark Levy of the Forensic Psychiatric Services Commission, I exhibit no indications "of any major mental illness" - however, he did also mention the possibility of some personality disorders (he may be referring to me being a smartass and an asshole) Psychiatric Assessment Report. And, as you'll see, if you stick around here for a few minutes, I don't make any claims for which I do not have concrete, physical proof.
So am I a fruitcake? Maybe. But doesn't my acceptance of the possibility that I may be crazy prove that I'm not crazy? Well, I'll leave it to you to decide for yourself whether or not you think I'm crazy. And since your opinion means absolutely nothing to me then that works out well for both of us.
Coffee, Cigarettes, and Human Rights Violations!
And if you're here about the software development stuff, and don't really care about the human rights violations the BC justice system commits, then that's great too. It's just as important to know whether or not exception handling actually affects runtime performance and, if so, why/how.
While you're here, trying to decide whether I'm crazy or just a mildly entertaining asshole, you really must look at the Canada v. Patrick Fox section. Grab yourself a coffee and light cigarette (it doesn't matter if you don't smoke - anything worth doing is worth doing with a coffee and a cigarette). There, you will find the proof that everything I've been saying is actually, completely, 100% true. I know, it's a huge amount of information to go through - but at least you didn't have to spend seven years in jail to accumulate it!