Okay, I’ve conducted an extensive study into the matter and have found that 3% say Patrick Fox is a swell guy; 2.8% agree Patrick Fox is an asshole; 94% say “Who the fuck is Patrick Fox?”; and 0.2% were incoherent.
If what you are saying is true she clearly liked you. A woman doesn’t bring you gifts of food on her break just to be friendly. You should have asked her out. Age doesn’t matter if you like each other and get along.
I think I know who you’re talking about. Tiny Asian girl. cute. I went in there last week and she made my order. She talked to me for a minute and Quasimodo came over and told her to get back to work. Total dick.
And thank YOU for that well thought out and insightful feedback. I can tell that you are a very intelligent and free thinking person because nobody has ever posted such a creative suggestion to a website before.
You’re an idiot! You’re the dumbest son of a bitch I have heard of. You must be completely retarded. Twice she came to your table on her break and brought you gifts of food and you didn’t ask her out! She could not have been more obvious. Stupid stupid stupid person.
Valid points. But my concern was that it was her place of employment and if I asked her out and she said no then she might feel uncomfortable about going to work and seeing me. And I wouldn’t want her to be uncomfortable at her place of employment. Hmm, how ironic is that, huh?
Yes! In fact, I am that asshole! Thank you for remembering. You’ll be happy to know that disgusting, vile website is still online: https://www.desireecapuano.org/ .
Its so obvious that Quasimodo retaliated against your complaint to Starbucks by having you banned from the entire building. Totally overkill, did it to save his job. You need to demand Starbucks conduct an investigation and not forward your complaint to the location manager or anyone from there. He’s the manager! Just because you weren’t smart enough to be a little more discreet and not leave a gift at the counter doesn’t mean that’s grounds to violate someones right to a public space. Guys like this use their position of power because they want to fuck their co-workers and prevent anyone else who’s just an honest to god random bloke from encroaching on their territory. I can just hear it now. Hes probably slandering you to K, saying things like “this is a man who ridicules righteousness and wears the derisive sneer of the devil”, although probably in more rudimentary language. So that’s why she wasn’t as outgoing at that one instance, because he was like, “get back to work K he’s the devil”.
Classic case of inferior complex by the manager, abusing his position of power and weaponizing wokeism all because he’s jealous. Whether you’re a Japanese woman or any other race, people in general are not stupid unless they have mental retardation. A Japanese/Chinese/whatever-ese woman won’t sit with a man on their break if they’re not interested and uncomfortable. Exchanging gifts and having a good rapport with the barista is not grounds to ban someone from a cafe or entire building.
If it were me, I would’ve recorded the entire incident with security and refused to leave, which would’ve made them and Starbucks look really bad if they called the police. At which point you could either take pride that they’ve wasted money and resources, and leave before the police arrive, or see resources wasted further on an already stretched VPD. Starbucks HQ would then have to do an investigation of wrongdoing by the manager, interviewing K etc. to verify the bullshit story by her supervisor knight in shining armor (fucking douche in shining armor more like). If you’re on the spectrum, you could also claim discrimination and sue Starbucks.
And I don’t know why you even verified your name when they asked. You weren’t obligated to do that. Other option, if they would’ve been stupid enough to go there, is they remove you physically and since you’ve done nothing to warrant that, you could get them on assault. In which case, someone like me would just go limp and feign a panic attack, and make a scene claiming I’m being hurt.
Just because you got a rap sheet through a dispute with your wife and the ass eating CBC gave you bad press doesn’t mean you should let anyone push you around and dictate where you go and what you do when you’re doing nothing wrong. I’m not surprised how you said the other baristas were speechless blank when you told them what the manager claimed. It says to me that’s probably the first they’ve heard about their co-worker being made uncomfortable. This manager is full of shit. I’m going to check out that place…
Quasimodo lmoa!
speechless!
That’s so sad. The manager should be fired.
quasimodo’s got the hots for your girl, bro
Patrick Fox is an asshole.
You may be right about that. I’ll look into it and get back to you.
Okay, I’ve conducted an extensive study into the matter and have found that 3% say Patrick Fox is a swell guy; 2.8% agree Patrick Fox is an asshole; 94% say “Who the fuck is Patrick Fox?”; and 0.2% were incoherent.
This study has a 97% margin of error.
If what you are saying is true she clearly liked you. A woman doesn’t bring you gifts of food on her break just to be friendly. You should have asked her out. Age doesn’t matter if you like each other and get along.
Hmm, interesting. I shall keep that in mind if I ever see her again. Cheers!
I think I know who you’re talking about. Tiny Asian girl. cute. I went in there last week and she made my order. She talked to me for a minute and Quasimodo came over and told her to get back to work. Total dick.
It’s weird that you remember so much detail.
Gee, I guess that means I must have really liked her, huh?
Get a life, loser!
And thank YOU for that well thought out and insightful feedback. I can tell that you are a very intelligent and free thinking person because nobody has ever posted such a creative suggestion to a website before.
This man is obsessed and has to be locked up because it’s only a matter of time until he does something horrible to that poor girl!
Oops! I got my uterus all twisted up like I always do.
Yeah, he might do something horrible like give her too much attention or make her feel like she’s special. Oh, the humanity!
You’re an idiot! You’re the dumbest son of a bitch I have heard of. You must be completely retarded. Twice she came to your table on her break and brought you gifts of food and you didn’t ask her out! She could not have been more obvious. Stupid stupid stupid person.
Valid points. But my concern was that it was her place of employment and if I asked her out and she said no then she might feel uncomfortable about going to work and seeing me. And I wouldn’t want her to be uncomfortable at her place of employment. Hmm, how ironic is that, huh?
Aren’t you that asshole that created that vile website about your ex wife? Maybe she saw you in the news and realized your an asshole.
Yes! In fact, I am that asshole! Thank you for remembering. You’ll be happy to know that disgusting, vile website is still online: https://www.desireecapuano.org/ .
Have you seen her since you posted this?
No. Have you?
The Richards and Robson store is better anyway.
I recently met the manager there. He’s a very nice guy, not at all like Quasimodo.
Its so obvious that Quasimodo retaliated against your complaint to Starbucks by having you banned from the entire building. Totally overkill, did it to save his job. You need to demand Starbucks conduct an investigation and not forward your complaint to the location manager or anyone from there. He’s the manager! Just because you weren’t smart enough to be a little more discreet and not leave a gift at the counter doesn’t mean that’s grounds to violate someones right to a public space. Guys like this use their position of power because they want to fuck their co-workers and prevent anyone else who’s just an honest to god random bloke from encroaching on their territory. I can just hear it now. Hes probably slandering you to K, saying things like “this is a man who ridicules righteousness and wears the derisive sneer of the devil”, although probably in more rudimentary language. So that’s why she wasn’t as outgoing at that one instance, because he was like, “get back to work K he’s the devil”.
Classic case of inferior complex by the manager, abusing his position of power and weaponizing wokeism all because he’s jealous. Whether you’re a Japanese woman or any other race, people in general are not stupid unless they have mental retardation. A Japanese/Chinese/whatever-ese woman won’t sit with a man on their break if they’re not interested and uncomfortable. Exchanging gifts and having a good rapport with the barista is not grounds to ban someone from a cafe or entire building.
If it were me, I would’ve recorded the entire incident with security and refused to leave, which would’ve made them and Starbucks look really bad if they called the police. At which point you could either take pride that they’ve wasted money and resources, and leave before the police arrive, or see resources wasted further on an already stretched VPD. Starbucks HQ would then have to do an investigation of wrongdoing by the manager, interviewing K etc. to verify the bullshit story by her supervisor knight in shining armor (fucking douche in shining armor more like). If you’re on the spectrum, you could also claim discrimination and sue Starbucks.
And I don’t know why you even verified your name when they asked. You weren’t obligated to do that. Other option, if they would’ve been stupid enough to go there, is they remove you physically and since you’ve done nothing to warrant that, you could get them on assault. In which case, someone like me would just go limp and feign a panic attack, and make a scene claiming I’m being hurt.
Just because you got a rap sheet through a dispute with your wife and the ass eating CBC gave you bad press doesn’t mean you should let anyone push you around and dictate where you go and what you do when you’re doing nothing wrong. I’m not surprised how you said the other baristas were speechless blank when you told them what the manager claimed. It says to me that’s probably the first they’ve heard about their co-worker being made uncomfortable. This manager is full of shit. I’m going to check out that place…